Friday
Jun052015
by Josh
Don't Ever Name It A Lull - Josh 331
There is lots of news about science ending The Pause - so I am guessing they will call it a lull next and then shortly after that we will be told the one thing we cannot call it is... a lull.
As an extra bonus distraction why not think up what D.E.N.I.A.L. might stand for?
[Typo fixed, many thanks Leo!]
Reader Comments (55)
Dastardly Engineers kNow It As Lull
The Clayton's pause? The pause you're not having when you're having it.
Deluded, Egregious, Nefarious, Ignorant, Arrogant, Liars.
Disbelieving Evidence, NOAA Invents Audacious Lie.
DEy Nake It up As dey go aLong
Data Embarrasses. Now Inconvenient ARGO Lifted.
Brilliant
TinyCO2's first effort is excellent
Data
Evidentally
Nyctogenous
Is
Academia's
Lakehurst
Drama
Ended:
NOAA
Invalidated
Apocalyptic
Lapse
Deluded
Environmentalist
Nutters
Invent
Another
Lie.
Dreadful
Engineered
Numbers
Identify
A
Loser
The Lull is a 'bye'?
its not cricket
Climate science - D.I.V.O.R.C.Ed from reality since 1998.
Don't
Ever
Name
It
A
Lull
I'm really good at this sort of stuff.
Dellers also has it nailed. ‘Hide the Hiatus!’
Plateau, meaning a "a period or state of little or no growth or decline"
Old French, perhaps from the Vulgar Latin "plattus" meaning flat.
See, from Latin, very sciencey.
Er Josh, its spelled (or spelt) decadal....
Nego ergo sum.
“Science” like this is a few rungs below Phrenology, but it doesn’t matter. The MSM are already running with its press release.
The Pause.
Pointman
Brilliant.
I had several goes at this at WUWT. I think my best attempt was
Distorting Every Number Indicates Activist Lurking
although I also liked Depress Early Numbers Increase Accepted Levels
What do you expect from a bunch of climate pause deniers?
The concept of a pause implies that climate science is a legitimate area of research capable of measuring human contribution to changes in the earth's climate. That is preposterous.
In other words, there an't no sanity claus and there ain't no AGW.
The efforts of GISS to "cool the past" continue. The Russian station of Ostrov Dikson has a temperature record stretching back to 1918. These rare arctic stations with a long record are having their past rewritten.
In 2011 the GISS record for 1918, 1919, 1920 showed annual means of -11.9 -11.8 -10.3C.
In 2012 these were amended to -12.6 -12.1 -10.7C.
Today I see a further reduction to -13.2 -13.0 -11.7C.
The artificial depression of early terrestrial records results in a spurious warming trend. This is how the claim of global warming is being substantiated.
To access the current data set, here is a clickable map: http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/station_data/
Clicking on it takes you to stations nearest your click (many with a fragmentary record).
In this blog I show how Iceland's record has been fiddled: http://endisnighnot.blogspot.co.uk/2013/08/the-past-is-getting-colder.html
One other example. The Icelandic Met Office tell me that for Feb 1901 the Teigarhorn raw mean was -0.2C, adjusted to -0.3C for sound reasons. GISS publish this as -0.9C, "colding" it by 0.6C. http://data.giss.nasa.gov/tmp/gistemp/STATIONS/tmp_620040920000_14_0/station.txt
For the record, Iceland have always taken the mean of temperatures at 08:00, 14:00 and 21:00. This is in contrast to the practice in many other countries of reporting the mean of daily max and min. The shift from -0.2 to -0.3 is thus legitimate homogenisation. GISS's shift to -0.9C is barefaced tampering; an Orwellian rewriting of the past.
Damn!
Everyone
Noticed
Invented
Adjustment
Lies
Don't
Ever
Notice
It's
All
Lies
Daddy, Erase Nasty IPCC Animal Life.
How does this work with the science being settled and all...?
Jun 6, 2015 at 8:52 AM | Brent Hargreaves wrote:
In the interest of avoiding viral confusion (not to mention contortions and distortions of the Mannian kind), I hereby declare that I do not now have - nor ever have had - any association whatsoever with Dikson.
Notwithstanding any and/or all of the foregoing, I will readily confess that there have been days when I do feel like an island (translation of Ostrov) in a virtual sea of je ne sais [quite] quoi;-)
And with that out of the way ... My response to Josh's invitation on the heels of his excellent (as always) capture via cartoon:
Disassociated
Environmentalists
Nattering (&)
Iterating
All-encompassing
Losses (of the virtual - & virtually unprovable - kind)
The lull apotheosis.
There's an unbelievably annoying advert from vohair.com bouncing around the ipad version of your site
No way to switch it off
Have I mentioned how annoying it is ... Oops I had to stop typing while the advert box floated past my post.
It.is.annoying
Dumbest Ever News Item Alarmists Liberated
With UK prime minister David Cameron about to lecture the G7 meeting on corruption in the wake of the allegations relating to FIFA, would it be timely to remind him that all is perhaps none too rosy in the Climate Change/AGW/"what temperature hiatus" midden?
Idiot_Wind.
O/T
Bish, since this morning there is a very annoying hairdresser commercial sliding diagonally over my screen when I try to read your site. This happens on my iphone, my ipad and my pc. It is a picture showing two pretty dark skinned girls with the text "we focus on every details".
More people seeing this?
Freaking annoying! Anything you can do about it Bish?
Ditto on the effing hair ad.
Data
Editing at
NCDC
Is
Actually
Laundering
Re the annoying ad; if you haven't already, download a free ad-blocker. If it does not automatically block it, then right click on the commercial and you should get a small screen that allows you to add it the blocked list.
Yeah, that floating ad is a whole new level of offensive.
Adblock didn't automatically kill it, but did so after the right-click-and-select-your-level-of-evil thing.
On my pc an ad blocker is easypeasy. But does it work for iphone/ipad?
It is REALLY REALLY REALLY annoying because the first click you make on the site (no matter where or which link) sends you to this hairdresser site. While I am typing this it is actually filling half my iphone screen scrolling up and down.
Andrew, hope you can do something about it, because it is entering evading-bishophill territory, sorry to say...
I bought a wig and now I look like my heroine, the beautiful Kellie Maloney. No more.
The advertising thing is ruining commercial newspaper websites. It is extremely rarely I ever want to read what a journalist says. I'm only interested in the comments. Monbiot used to accuse me of not reading his articles. As if anyone did !!
Bish, I mean after your field hockey match of course! ;-)
I love that sport, played it all my life (as a goalie) and now my 7 year old daughter plays it as well.
The floating ads that have appeared are ruining the website. I've managed to get rid of them with Adblock Plus on the PC, but I haven't found a way of stopping them on Android.
Since I read the site most of the time on Android then ironically I won't be visiting as much and so reducing the advertising traffic.
Bish, ditto on the comments about the damn floating ad. It is sufficiently annoying that I may be a less frequent visitor.
FWIW Re the aggranoying floating ads ...
For whatever reason (which may or may not have been my ISP blocking, as msg I received was related to DNS lookup) I was not able to reach bishop-hill.net yesterday ... So I eventually tried bishophill.squarespace.com (to which I have now returned) and this annoying ad does not appear.
Dana Ever Nuccitelli It's A Lie.
Hooray for Hillary!! That worked!
Ppfffew, thanks!!!!!
I think the ads are quite okay
there is only one small ad on this page, totally immobile, with Internet Explorer.
I think many people have browsers which are totally ufcked up in that these browsers are infected with piggy back software (a regular add is detected and 10 other ads are superimposed around it by the infecting software)
You should I think clear all your cookies and history on a daily basis. or reflash your browsers often.
or better, surf a little less porn.