How to repel pirates

From the FT: how to stop pirates from boarding your oil tanker. You should probably be taught this kind of thing at school.

Comments

[DavidNcl]

Yes clearly the sonic deceive is so much more effective than half a dozen crewmen with assault rifles or a heavy machine gun.

[DavidNcl]

device (gah!)

[Pogo]

I prefer the old Goon Show version...

Q. "How do you repel boarders"? A. "Stop changing the bed linen!". :-)

[Laroquois]

Won't it be against their 'ulmin Rites?