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GC-was it this guy?-he is NASTY

Jul 21, 2018 at 11:34 PM | kleinefeldmaus

Is it possible that Uibhist a Tuath has seen other creatures impersonating Field Mice?

2Jul 21, 2018 at 10:50 PM | Unregistered Commentergolf charlie

GC not slurred at all - just that we fieldmice don't go for onions - nasty taste and foul breath you understand. As for honesty please don't confuse us with our distant cousins those dastardly water rats. Never invite them to a party - they will scoff everything including onions - bad breath and all ugh!
Now peanut butter is another thing - I would come to any party with that on the menu - and for your information, Junker spills so much beer when he's anywhere that there is plenty for us to quaff whenever he is around. So bring that shindig on - just leave off the onions.
As for our second cousins the church tribe - they never have anything of any value and are reduced to singing for their suppers - so I usually avoid them. And their music is appalling - mainly tuneless canticles - bah!

Jul 21, 2018 at 11:47 AM | Kleinefeldmaus
I do apologise if you feel slurred, but Uibhist a Tuath has information suggesting that not all of your family have been entirely honest. Are some of them on apparently strict calorie controlled diets, but actually sneaking out for regular onion snack attacks? Are all Field Mice as quiet and honest as your Church going cousins?

When it comes to being slurred, I fear that Uibhist a Tuath's generous Party Planning does not include any soft drinks, should any Field Micelets arrive for the feast. There is, no doubt, some European Legislation, possibly signed off by Juncker himself, intended to prevent alcohol being wasted on the young, so it can be siphoned off for adults to get wasted instead.

"Peanut butter and bottled beer on shopping list. Perhaps the mice taste of onion as well."
Jul 21, 2018 at 10:26 AM | Uibhist a Tuath

No one makes mouse flavoured cat food, or cheese flavoured mouse food. I wonder if mice fed on peanut butter and onion would make a food popular with cats?

If not, and a repellant effect was noticed, herds of wildebeest might stampede to the shops to get tanked up on peanuts and onion so that makeshift and explosive back firing defensive mortar rounds could be expelled automatically during times of peak panic, packed with Nutshot, aimed at big cats eyes.

These "Snicker" rounds could even reseed the Plains of Africa with groundnuts, but would probably mess-up David Attenborough's latest safari jacket.