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A few sites I've stumbled across recently....
Referring to this story at WUWT.
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Shouldnt they be WHY fronts
'Elastic band of Truth' - genius Josh, just wonderful.
Anon - brilliant idea! I will wait for a few more comments and then add in suggestions.
Unable to contain noxious emisions, prevent "fall out" or population explosions.
May contain nuts.
Exaggerated Y Fronts for Robust Confidence
Poses no threat to mankind, but derision from womankind
Can not conceal over swelled egos
Visitors to the antarctic should wear more than one pair. It is not as warm there, as you may have been led to believe
Garment care: Whitewash only
Oh, I'm rude. You could do a rear-view with the Skidmark Of Scientific Integrity.
Colour: Red Smear or the ever popular Chladni Pattern
For some reason, as I scanned the sub-head, I thought it was beginning an acronym (although of course it isn't). But along those lines I propose:Carbon Alarmism Runs Badly Over - Nugatory
as in: "Ted Turner predicted that in another 40 years or so, most of the people will have died, and the rest of us will be cannibals." "Oh, another CARBON™ warning."
Stitched-up by 'experts'
CO2Y-FIT - tailored to human waste
weather-proof by design
Also available, "Panknickers pants" with waterproof material, and elasticated cuffs, for containing accidental pollution, following messages of climate panic
Can't help thinking if this Christmas Josh sends a book of his cartoons to Sir Paul Nurse and the BBC, they might not need to waste licence payer's money making programmes that ask stupid questions about why people have lost faith in some scientists.
I refuse to type "is that a hockey stick in your briefs or are you just pleased to see me?"
I think it's all pants.
I am now carbonbrEIf.org. I'll be assisting spelling-impaired warmists. Staty Tuned.
It hides any decline.
Phillip, I hate to say lol but for you I'll make an exception.
the wearer is suffering from premature consensus on (carbon) budget smugglers
Tailored for an American audience, perhaps..?
I'll get my anorak...
This is not just briefs, this is S&M briefs
Should be Green on the outside and Red in the inside.
You could add a transparent panel at the front to allow Pair Review.
Climate briefs, only 45p. Special offer for BBC corespondents, two for a £. Provide all the support you need for your flagging articles.
Oops that should have been correspondents. Never mind, it's only the BBC.
put the link in ;) !!!
Sorry but Frosty's now put me in mind of premature ejaculation. Isn't that an immensely apt description of so much that appears in the likes of Nature - witness Steig as cover story and the stink even from Andy Revkin about this week's premature certainty about man-made increases in precipitation. It's this messy habit of going from software model to BBC headline in just a few moves, as long as it promotes alarmism of any kind. But if your research calls any of this into question it's 88 pages of argument before you get a sniff of being published - in a much less widely read title.
So, naughty thoughts but I think kinda seminal.
Improved leak detection
Holey Underwear! You guys are makin' me giggle! I might wet my own! :)
Tailored, crafted and fabricated with durable spun yarns.
This garment is tested and certified for concentrated GHG emissions
Carbon hot pants - Where Trenberths missing heat was finally found
The Real Climate is on the inside
Environmentally friendly and biodegradable - Dissolve as rapidly as Himalayan glaciers
Available with three different magnitudes of positive feedback: Plain, grandiose and runaway
Fit snuggly over any anomaly
Support were needed, surpress where desirable
Special dirt repellant treatment: Nothing (except hockey-) sticks!
These are worse than we ever imagined!
Approved by 2500+ UN endorsed experts!
These briefs were tested on polar bears. The didn't fit!
Nothing inside can ever be reproduced again. Guaranteed! (Or used for reproduction)
Not happy with our product? No problem! Just send in your money again for the next, uppgraded version
If you order now, get two for three. Just pay an extra fibbing and bungling
Special limited edition designer climate briefs. May be worn outside the trousers (pants for you colonists). As modelled by Al Gore (XL sizes available).
For more heavy duty protection, please follow recycled advice....
The bit I don't get is why there is an anti- AGW skeptic industry at all. The doom-mongers have their international agreements, windmill subsidies, mandated CO2 reduction targets, charities and media acolytes all in place so why is it important to them to counter free-thinkers that poke holes in their evidence and fun at their foibles?
simple seeker .....Nobody likes having their foibles poked.
Great stuff there Fen.
Perhaps the briefs could be armor plated to protect the foibles.
I've posted a link to Josh's cartoon on the Carbon Brief site
Let's see how long it stays up (hnarr hnarr).
Meat and two veg
Opening in front for pee-er review?
Shouldn't that be a big red 10:10 belly button?
NO Pressure ;^)
Josh -- Don't you just love cartoons designed by committees? :)
Don, yes it is such fun, I love all the ideas.
Fruit of the Loons?
Atomic Hairdryer: LOVED that!
Josh, just brilliant ... as were so many of the commenters who saw this before me! May you all go from strength to strength :-)
Fruit of the Goons?
Josh started good and just gets better and better. Thank you, very much, for this.
Josh...Guys...To much! Stop it! Another keyboard ruined1
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