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[Adam Gallon]

Probably won't work, but <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8EI7p2p1QJI?fs=1&hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param></object>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EI7p2p1QJI
leaps to mind!

[Dung]

This one had me belly lauging Josh!

[geronimo]

Excellent Josh!

[Chris S]

Nice one!

[RETEPHSLAW]

I'm HANGING on every word Josh!

Sock it to them, again and again and again.

Let's all press THEIR little red buttons 'til they scream for mercy.

Will we show them any?

Will we, heck as like!

Peter Walsh

[Mac]

--------[Brian wakes up to find himself being dragged by the feet to the
palace dungeons, bumping his head on the steps.]
Jailer [Throwing Brian into a cell]
He he he.
Brian Aah.
Jailer Heh heh he.
--------[A voice comes from the far side of the cell.]
Prisonr You lucky bastard.
Brian Who's that?
--------[As brian's eyes become accustomed to the dark, he sees a
white-haired old man chained up on the wall of the cell.]
Prisner You lucky lucky bastard.
Brian What?
Prisonr Proper little jailers pet, aren't we?
Brian What do you mean?
Prisonr You must have slipped him a few sheckles, eh?
Brian Slipped him a few sheckles? You saw him spit in my face.
Prisonr Oh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face. I sometimes hang
awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
Brian Well it's not exactly friendly, is it? They have me in manacles!
Prisonr Manacles?! Ooohaaawwww. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put
in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines
out of your arse, sonny.
Brian Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!
Prisonr YOU'VE had a hard time? I've been here five years. They only hung me
up the right way up yesterday. So don't you come rou...
Brian All right, all right.
Prisonr They must think you're lord God almighty.
Brian What will they do to me?
Prisonr Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
Brian Crucifixion??!!!!!
Prisonr Yeah. First offence.
Brian Get away with crucifixion? It's...
Prisonr Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
Brian WHAT?!!!
Prisonr Oh yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country'd be in a right
bloody mess!
Brian Guard!
Prisonr Nail 'em up, I say!
Brian Guard!
Prisonr Nail some sense into them!
--------[The Jailer once again comes to the door.]
Jailer Hu. Hu. Whaddayawant?
Brian I want you to move me to another cell.
Jailer Ha!
Brian Aaaah.
Prisonr Oh. Look at that. Bloody favouritism.
Jailer Shaddup, you.
Prisonr Sorry.
Jailer [Walking away.]
Ugh.
Prisonr Now take my case. They hung me up here five years ago. Every night,
they take me down for twenty minutes, then they hang me up again.
which I regard as very fair in view of what I done. And if nothing
else, it's taught me to respect the Romans. And it's taught me that
you'll never get anywhere in this life, unless you're prepared to do
a fair days work for a fair day's...
Brian Oh, shut up!!!
Jailer Uuuuh.
Cntrian Pilate wants to see you.
Brian Me?
Cntrian Come on!
Brian Pilate? What does he want to see me for?
Cntrian I think he wants to know which night you want to be crucified.
Prisner Oh, Ha Ha Ha Ha, ha ha. Nice one centurian, like it, like it.
Cntrian Shut up.
Prisner Right. Terrific race, the Romans. Terrific.

[pete]

Nice one Josh.

while we're wondering off all Pythonesque after 10:10, I see the Black night of climate science, no legs left, no arms left [blood spurting out the sockets too], saying... "go on, take another sceptic swipe, I'm robust, I can take it... try the old correlation is not causation on me.. I'm ready for that... [attempts to headbutt]...come on I'm not done yet! "

[pete]

Black Knight .... it's late

[John M]

May be kinda
Warm in that
Picture.

[golf charley]

Josh, please keep them coming over 10:10. Have you noticed how the 10:10 logo looks like a pair of handcuffs...............

[Josh]

Golf, yes indeed. Someone emailed me to say it also looks like the end of a double barrelled shotgun. Nice.

[Atomic Hairdryer]

Aha. Josh.. do you use CS5? I've almost got a 3D model of 10:10's barrels of fun working, but for me CS5 seems to have more memory leaks than the MoD.