I've been censored

The Department for Schools, Children and Indoctrination has been spending freely on an ideas tree - a website where people can submit their ideas for how to help support parents in bringing up their children. My contribution was this:

Remove the state completely from any involvement with children or their education. Privatise all schools, and endow them with the proceeds so that they can provide education for the needy. Fire all educational bureaucrats, inspectors, and assorted busybodies and burn down the DSCF.

It's odd but I can't find it on the list of submitted ideas.

Comments

[Kit]

Maybe they liked your suggestion so much that its gone straight to Ed Balls for immediate inclusion in the next Queen's Speech.

[Carlotta]

Outrageous censorship. I hope you resubmit your suggestion!

[Andrew Duffin]

You forgot to mention sowing the ground with salt.