Getting rid of unwanted visitors

A couple of months ago it was reported that there are 266 reasons the state can use to demand entry to your house. This appalling news has been tempered somewhat by today's report that if residents insist on smoking in the presence of council officials the visit will be cancelled and replaced with a meeting at the council offices.

So when the man from the council demands entry to your home under the "Offensive Wallpaper Regulations 2007", all you need do is blow smoke in his face and tell him to bugger off.

And if that's not a reason to take up smoking, I don't know what is. 

Comments

[pommygranate]

And Bishop, stories like this are why are i love this blog so much. wonderful. just wonderful!

im off to the newsagent right now to buy a pack of 20 Benny's. Just in case.

Dont mind if i steal this gem (sourced of course) do you?

[Bishop Hill]

Please do.