Poor old Chris Huhne. After losing his position at DECC and spending some time at Her Majesty's pleasure, he is now forced to look for gainful employment elsewhere.
According to his website, this "expert on energy and climate change" is available to speak at public events (and children's parties?).
I can hardly contain my excitement.
But you have to say, in the wake of Dieter Helm's comments about Huhne's disastrous gamble on rising energy prices, you have to wonder whether that's the kind of expert that anyone is going to want to hear from.
Except maybe Gamblers Anonymous.