Newly elected MPs are to be given advice on science. This is because most of them can't tell a test tube from an experimental railway.
And who is going to teach them about this science stuff? Some familiar names:
1. Phil Willis (or Lord Willis as we must now call him) the man who ran applied the first coat of whitewash to CRU.
2. Lord Oxburgh, the man who applied the second coat of whitewash to CRU.
3. John Beddington (soon to be Sir John) the man who chose Lord Oxburgh to gloss over scientific matters
There were some others too - Lord Winston and David Willetts being the two best known names. Muir Russell was said to be otherwise engaged.*
[*I made this last bit up]