I've lifted this straight from the pages of Instapundit because it's far too good not to be repeated.
READ MY LIPS: No new waxes! “The painful Brazilian wax and its intimate derivatives are in danger of being stripped from salon and spa menus if a recent proposal to ban genital waxing is passed by the state’s Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling.”
UPDATE: Reader Lou Minatti suggests an alternate headline: New Jersey Politicians Support Bush.