Last week it was "failing schools will be taken over". This week, it's "failing schools will be closed".
Almost one in five secondary schools in England are to be given a warning to improve exam results or face closure.
Just keep alternating the headlines Mr Brown, nobody will notice that you're not actually doing either.
Next week: Failing schools will be taken over
W/C 16 June: Failing schools will be closed
W/C 23 June: Failing schools will be taken over
W/C 30 June: Failing schools will be closed
...repeat to fade....